1. When beginning an essay, it is important to state very clearly what your topic is. Then the reader will know what to expect. In this essay, you can expect to read about things I have decided and decisions I have made, either or.
2. I have decided to investigate why my winter coat persistently smells like bacon, despite a lack of bacon consumption around my winter coat.
3. I have made a decision that I will henceforth attempt to cease eating cookies between the hours of 7:00 pm and 7:00 am. While this goal is a lofty one and will necessitate the use of superhuman strength of will, I feel confident I can reach the summit and remain there for at least one twelve hour stretch. *Also see decision number seven. If I fail in my attempt to cease eating cookies, I shall punish myself with an extra hour of knitting each night.
4. I have decided that this hat is entirely too cute for its own good, and I must have one urgently, so I can look just as charming here in the frozen North.
That hat would work on my face shape, right?
5. I have made a decision that I will demand that you each make your own yarn wreaths, just as Anyssa did here.
Anyssa is a good girl who follows directions, and thusly receives the following two items as compensation:
-- Dessert
-- Yarn from Three Irish Girls
Here is a link to the wreath tutorial so you can begin complying with my demands.
6. I have made a decision to use the following slogan on all forthcoming advertisements:
Three Irish Girls: Might As Well Start 'Em Young.
This baby clearly illustrates the restorative effects our yarn has on an infant's constitution.
7. I have decided that I shall attempt to refrain from eating cookies between the hours of midnight and five AM. That leaves me more time for cookie eating.
8. I have decided to eat cookies now because it is not yet midnight.
9. I have decided to sign off of my blog because it is not yet midnight and time still remains in the Cookie Consumption Window.
10. In this essay, I included information about things I have decided and decisions I have made. You now know about all the things I have decided and can leave a comment below. This concludes this essay about decisions.
Thank you.
